[SOC] Best comback line ever

[lscotth at astound.net]

A good halloween joke.
Scott

On 26 Oct 2004 at 8:49, Lee Hopper wrote:

> This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best
> Comeback Line Ever."
> 
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year-old white
> male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious Behavior, public
> indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on
> Monday.
> 
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he
> decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
> was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he
> stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled
> over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was
> appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his
> need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with
> evident embarrassment.
> 
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
> police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer
> Brenda Taylor approached him.
> 
> "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
> "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this
> pumpkin.“  Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
> Lawrence.
> 
> "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you
> are screwing a pumpkin?' "
> 
> He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
> looked me straight in the face and said
> ..
> 
> "A pumpkin?  Damn...is it midnight already?”
> 
> 
> 
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