[SOC] Ouch

[Bill Cunningham]

A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well  dressed, hair well 
groomed, great looking suit, flower  in his lapel smelling slightly of a 
good after shave, presenting a well-looked-after  image, walks into an 
upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an attractive, elderly lady,   (mid eighties).

The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her,  orders a drink, takes a 
sip, turns to her and says,   "So tell me, do I come here often?"