[SOC] Olympic Follies

[ng3o]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports 
commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take
back:
 
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
 snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
 
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and speak from
 personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
 
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
 father."
 
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
 boxing, but none of them really that serious."
 
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
 expect the same thing again."
 
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
 it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
 
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
 president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
 
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
 eleven Dicks on the field."
 
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
 before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
 my God, what have I just said?"