[SOC] Control

[Kevin Rock]

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the
amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains
quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, 
"Well,
what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third
fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her
hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened 
then?"
  they asked.The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and
uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"