[SOC] Visit from Ashcroft

[Paul Bartlett]

Funny, but we've had this one before...

SOC's ahead of most things.

Paul :-)

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Reicher, James" <JReicher@hrblock.com>
To: <soc@mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:54 PM
Subject: [SOC] Visit from Ashcroft


US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.

After 5 minutes of speaking he said, "I will now answer any
questions you have.

Little Timmy stood up and said, "I have four questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"

Just then the recess bell went off and the kids rushed out to play. Upon
returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will
answer any questions you have." Julie stood up and said, "I have six
questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. WHERE'S TIMMY ?

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