[SOC] [OT] BLONDE NUN JOKE

[Ian C. Purdie]

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your
fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of
others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you
anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing
what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am
content in all ways," said the nun.

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said.

"Just name it," said God.

"It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just
to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of
humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the
nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the blonde nun. "They're so hard to peel."

[OK my six daughters' did make me promise to drop the blonde jokes - guess why?
I forgot]