[SOC] joke

[Paul Bartlett]

Lady comes back from going down the town. The Irish landscape gardener is in
the garden with a guy standing next to him
wearing a stripy T-shirt, eye mask and a black bag labelled "SWAG". She
exclaims "what the F*!@" then she realises:-
"Ho" she says to the Irish landscape gardener, "You idiot I said I wanted a
Pergola" !!!

Paul

p.s. Took me a few seconds to get the pun!