[SOC] Minnesota Humor

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(Yust for you, Nick)


Ole wasn't looking where he was going and his grocery cart collided with 
another as he turned a corner in a Wal-Mart store.

Ole says  to the other guy,  "Vhoops!  I'm sorry, but I vas yust looking 
for my vife."

"What a coincidence," says the stranger, "so am I, and I'm 
getting a little 
frustrated"

Ole:  "Vell, maybe I can help you.  Vhat does yer vife look like?"

Stranger: "She's tall, slender, with long, blond hair, blue eyes, long 
legs, firm boobs, and a nice butt.  What does your wife look like?"

Ole:   "Neffer mind, let's yust look fer yurs!"

de NG3O (yah, you betcha)