[SOC] Two Jobs

[Reicher, James]

The chief constable of a small Yorkshire town was also an expert=20
veterinary surgeon. One night the telephone rang. The chief=20
constable's wife answered it.
'Is Mr. Blank there?' inquired an agitated voice.
'Do you want my husband in his capacity as verterinary surgeon or as=20
chief constable?' asked the woman.

'Both madam,' came the reply. 'We can't get our bulldog to open his=20
mouth; and there's a burgular in it!'