[SOC] Snoring

[Bob N0UF]

A couple has a dog that snores something awful..
Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to
the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the
woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles
right before he goes to sleep." This will put the
dog in a "pensive" state and he will be prevented
from going into the deep, snoring stage of sleep."

Apprehensive, but willing to try anything, a few
minutes before turning off the light to go to bed,
the wife goes to her ribbon box and pulls out a
ribbon and oh-so-carefully ties it to the dog's
testicles. Sure enough, the dog goes to sleep and
for the first time in weeks, does not snore.

The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk
from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed,
falls asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The
woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So
she goes to her ribbon box and, again, grabs a piece
of ribbon and ties it around her husband's
testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The
woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from a drunken stupor and stumbles
into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet,
he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very
confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom,
he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I
don't know where we were or what we did, but, by God,
we got first and second place. "