[SOC] Minnesota Humor

[Nick Yokanovich]

ng3o@earthlink.net wrote:

> (Yust for you, Nick)

Vell, jeg har de har har! Meget bra, tak.

So here is vun for you....  Nick K3NY

	Sven and Ole are visiting a relative in Texas. Walking along the 
street, they see a sign on a store front which reads:

* Suits $5.00 each
* Shirts $2.00 each
* Trousers $2.50 per pair.

	Sven says to his pal, "Hey Ole! LOOK! We could buy a whole lot of dem, 
and ven ve get back to Minnesota, ve could make a fortune. Now ven ve go 
into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Yust let me do all da talkin' cause 
if dey hear our Minnesota accent dey might tink ve are dumb Norwegians 
and try to raise da price. But, I can speak with a perfect Texas drawl."

	They go in and Sven drawls out an order for 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 
shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.

	The owner of the shop says, "You're Norwegians from Minnesota, aren't 
you?"

	"Uff da!" says a surprised Sven. "How'd you know dat?"

	The owner says, "Cause this is a dry-cleaners."