[SOC] In spirit of the season

[Bill Cunningham]

Merry Christmas to all and best wishes for a joyous 2005.
In the spirit of the season--

Three more groaner punch lines.  You can fill in the setup.

"People who live in grass houses should not stow thrones."

"That's a boy-foot bear with teak of Chan."

"It's against the law to cross a sedate lion for immoral porpoises."

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And to change the topic somwhat:

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a
while, the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Rabbi, is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

 The rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

 The priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

 To which the rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

 The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading. A while
later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a
requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

 The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

 The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations
of the flesh?"

 The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with
my faith."

 The rabbi nodded understandingly.

 The rabbi was silent for about five minutes, then he turned to the priest
and said, "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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Happy holidays,

Bill C
K4KSR