[SOC] Groaner (more)

[Art]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very 
little,
which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad 
breath.
This made him (this is bad)  ...a super callused fragile mystic hexed by 
halitosis.
Groan, 
Merry Christmas and Happy Straight Key Night
Art  W6KY


ng3o wrote:

>A man goes to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts
>bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads.
>The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and is astonished                                                                                                   to hear the arm talk...
>
>"Doc, could you lend me twenty bucks please?
>I'm desperate," the arm says.
>
>The doctor says, "Aha! I see the problem. Your arm
>is broke!"
>
>Happy Holidays to all,
>Bill NG3O
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