A man goes to visit his doctor. "Doctor, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and is astonished to hear the arm talk... "Doc, could you lend me twenty bucks please? I'm desperate," the arm says. The doctor says, "Aha! I see the problem. Your arm is broke!" Happy Holidays to all, Bill NG3O