[SOC] A day off

[Walter K0TWO]

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Subject: A day off



 I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized
 that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the
 best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a
 little crazy.

  I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me
 some time off.

 I came in to work early the other day and began
 hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of
 my co-workers (she's blonde - it'll be important
 later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.

 "Shh",I said,"I'm acting crazy to get a few days off.
 I'm a light bulb." A second later the Boss walked by
 and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I
 exclaimed.

 "You're going crazy", he said. "Take a few days off."
 With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My
 co-worker started following me and the Boss asked
 where she was going.

 "I can't work in the dark," she said.