[SOC] Udder nonsense

[ng3o]

> BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - In an unlikely Australian doping scandal,
> four people have been banned from an agricultural show for injecting
> performance enhancing substances into cows' udders to enlarge them,
> officials said Tuesday.

One wonders if these "performance enhancing substances" have any
other-than-bovine applications. Judging by  a lot of the spam I get, there
must be quite a market for substances that will enlarge certain organs. I am
intrigued by the possibilities here.

73,
Bill NG3O