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[Paul Bartlett]

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From: <paul@skycom.co.uk>
To: <alex@lipsyncpost.co.uk>; <paul.bartlett@superh.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 3:02 AM


> This is gun club stuff,
>
> PAUL
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>
>  From John Masterman, UK.
> A report was being presented on the radio the other day, and overheard was
> one of the all-time best comeback lines ever made.
>
> Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)
interview
> between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about
to
> sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
>
> Female Interviewer: "So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
> teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
>
> General Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery,
> and shooting."
>
> Female Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
>
> General Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
> rifle range."
>
> Female Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
> activity to be teaching children?"
>
> General Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper rifle
> discipline before they even touch a firearm."
>
> Female Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
>
> General Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not
> one, are you?"
>
> The radio went silent and the interview ended.
>