[SOC] Investing

[Ron Wetjen]

This gives one a new perspective on important things.....

If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Bud Light (the beer, not the stock)
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle. This is my new retirement program. I call it my 401Keg.