[SOC] Circle of Flies

[Hank Kohl K8DD]

  An old farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The
  trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed and in general,
  began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer
  uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the
  ticket. As he was doing it, he kept swatting at some flies that were
  buzzing around his head.

  The farmer said, "Havin' some problems with circle flies there, are
  ya?"

  The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well, yeah, if
  that's what they are...I never heard of circle flies."

  So the old farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms.
  See,  they're called circle flies 'cause they're almost always found
  circlin' around the back end of a horse.

  The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then
  after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you
  trying  to call me a horse's ass?"

  The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
  enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a
  horse's ass."

  The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to
  writing the ticket.

  After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies,
  though".