[SOC] Re: The Cat

[Paul Bartlett]

I've got a cat. It's scared (and should be). I've also got a mother-in-law.

I can relate.

Paul ;-)


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bob Nielsen" <nielsen@oz.net>
To: <soc@mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2003 5:16 PM
Subject: [SOC] Re: The Cat


> > You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.... 
> > 
> >  A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the  evening. They
> >  turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone
> >  line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
> > 
> >  They phoned the local cab company and requested a  taxi. The taxi
> >  arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
> > 
> >  The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back  into the house.
> > 
> >  They don't want the cat shut in the house because  "she" always
> >  tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
> >  husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man
> >  in hot pursuit.
> > 
> >  The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house  will be empty.
> >  She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. 
> >  "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
> > 
> >  A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab..  "Sorry I took
> >  so long," he says, as they drive away.
> > 
> >  "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke  her with a coat
> >  hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket
> >  to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass
> >  downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
> > 
> > The cabdriver hit a parked car... 
> 
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