[SOC] FW: Biblical Joke...

[Paul Bartlett]

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Subject: FW: Biblical Joke...


Thought you might like this one...

> One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I
want you to
> make me a new Ark".
>
> Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything
you want after
> all you're the guv' But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a
catch. This
> time Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20
decks one on top
> of the other". "20 DECKS!" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man,
whatever you
> say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last
time?" "Yep,
> that's right, well. Sort of right. This time I want you to
fill it up with
> fish", God answers. "Fish?" queries Noah. "Yep, fish. Well, to
make it
> more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to
ceiling - Carp!"
> Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get
this right, you
> want a New Ark?"
> "Check".
> "With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
> "Check".
> "And you want it full of Carp?"
> "Check".
> "Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely
getting to the
> end of his tether.
>
> "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
>
>