Link to the conkers story: http://discover.npr.org/rundowns/rundown.jhtml?prgDate=10/14/2003&pr gId=2 and scroll halfway down to the link to the audio story. Nick --- Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.525 / Virus Database: 322 - Release Date: 10/10/2003