[SOC] Kenny the rooster

[Bob Nielsen]

> Well, Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the 
> farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. 
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> The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down 
> in the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk.
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> I want you to pace yourself now.. You've got a lot of 
> chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. 
> Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your
> time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
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> Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed 
> toward the hen house and Kenny took off like a shot.
> WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house- 
> three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked!
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> After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the
> duck pen, sure enough, Kenny is in there.
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> Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down 
> by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese.
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> By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing 
> quail and pheasants.
> The farmer is distraught and worried that his
> expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.
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> Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up 
> the next day, to find Kenny on his back, stone cold
> in the middle of the yard. vultures are circling overhead.
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> The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and 
> expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, 
> I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to 
> slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
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> Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling 
> in the sky and says,
> "Shhh, they're getting closer