[SOC] of course this is just my opinion, I could be wrong...

Bob N0UF [email protected]
Wed, 26 Mar 2003 06:44:50 -0600


> TRYING TO HELP                   By Dennis Miller
>
> All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq
has
> got
>  my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy
reading
>  opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of confusion
from
> some
>  of you. As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the
best
>  advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep
it
>  Simple, Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this
> theory for
>  those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things
a
> bit
>  and recognize a few important facts. Here are 10 things to consider
> when
>  voicing an opinion on this important issue:
>
>  1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.
>
>  2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing,
keep
> this
>  in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and
Iraq
>  heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.
>
>  3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories,"
> your
>  reply will be "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"
>
>  4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school
>  district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you
of
> the
>  education you deserve.
>
>  5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before
> they try
>  to kill us.
>
>  6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the
> President. He
>  plays one on T.V.
>
>  7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin Laden
> wants
>  you dead, too.
>
>  8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the
> danger
>  that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.
>
>  9) We are not trying to liberate them.
>
>  10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young men
> and
>  women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out.
We
> all
>  need to support them without reservation.
>
>  I hope this helps
>