[SOC] of course this is just my opinion, I could be wrong...
Bob N0UF
[email protected]
Wed, 26 Mar 2003 06:44:50 -0600
> TRYING TO HELP By Dennis Miller
>
> All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq
has
> got
> my insane little brain spinning like a roulette wheel. I enjoy
reading
> opinions from both sides, but I have detected a hint of confusion
from
> some
> of you. As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the
best
> advice someone ever gave me. He told me about the KISS method ("Keep
it
> Simple, Stupid"). So, with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this
> theory for
> those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things
a
> bit
> and recognize a few important facts. Here are 10 things to consider
> when
> voicing an opinion on this important issue:
>
> 1) President Bush and Saddam Hussein.....Hussein is the bad guy.
>
> 2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right thing,
keep
> this
> in mind. They have Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and
Iraq
> heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.
>
> 3) If you use Google Search and type in "French Military Victories,"
> your
> reply will be "Did you mean French Military Defeats?"
>
> 4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No war for oil," sue your school
> district for allowing you to slip through the cracks and robbing you
of
> the
> education you deserve.
>
> 5) Saddam and Bin Laden will not seek United Nations approval before
> they try
> to kill us.
>
> 6) Despite what some seem to believe, Martin Sheen is NOT the
> President. He
> plays one on T.V.
>
> 7) Even if you are anti-war, you are still an "Infidel" and Bin Laden
> wants
> you dead, too.
>
> 8) If you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the
> danger
> that Hussein poses, quit hanging out with the Dell computer dude.
>
> 9) We are not trying to liberate them.
>
> 10) Whether you are for military action, or against it, our young men
> and
> women overseas are fighting for us to defend our right to speak out.
We
> all
> need to support them without reservation.
>
> I hope this helps
>