[SOC] Fw: Something to offend everybody

[Ian C. Purdie]

bob baxter wrote:

> Subject: FW: Something to offend everybody

Mate you left out:

- Two Australian men and one Australian woman

* The Australian woman went feral and belted up all the other women for looking
at her men. Meanwhile the Australian men organised the Italians, French,
Germans, Greeks, English and Irish into a trade union and voted themselves
highly paid "organisers".

The Italians and Irish became the union muscle against the Japanese, Chinese
and Americans. The Bulgarians were warned off about making spurious workers
compensation claims.

Voting became compulsory for all, "early and often" was the slogan of the day.
The Americans were warned about stupid practices of punching out bits of paper.

The English were put in charge of organising a cricket team but were later
fired for incompetence.

The Americans lost their woman to the Australians in a "two up" game. She was
also told to shut her face...

The Italians paved everything in sight with concrete.

The French were awarded the OJ concession.

The Greeks opened a cafe and offered world famous "Mixed Grills" consisting of
a big rump steak, two chops, lambs fry, bacon, sausages, three eggs and chips
all served on a ginormous plate along with a caramel malted milkshake, all at a
knock down price.

The Australian sheila calmed down after the Australians, English and Irish
finally got the brewery established. The Germans made a significant
contribution to this venture.

Everybody had to participate in Saturday morning lifesaving drill and body
surfing lessons under Australian supervision. The afternoon consisted of
lessons in "strine".

The Italians, French, Germans, Greeks, English and Bulgarians wanted to
organise a soccer team but were rudely told by the Australians that it was a
'poofter" game. The English and French later reconsidered, so a Rugby League
team was formed instead.

The Americans were confused. The Japanese and Chinese remained polite, both
opening restaurants and strictly observing new laws instituted by the
Australians, English and Irish.

The Australians were grateful there were no Kiwi's [ZL] there as the English
and Irish were already more than enough to cope with.


72/73's

Ian C. Purdie
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