[SOC] Fw: Something to offend everybody

[Paul Bartlett]

> * The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American
> woman
> will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her
> body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin,
> how
> she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal
> division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat,
> how
> her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they
> do,
> how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her
> problems,
> and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and
> get them all rescued off this
> godforsaken deserted island in the middle of nowhere, so she can get her
> nails done and go shopping...

On balance, I'll suffer the English position...

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