[SOC] How to Identify Where a Driver is From

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(Boy--can we identify with some of these!!)


HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator:
BOSTON

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on McDonald's bag, eating, a hunting rifle
in
the window: TEXAS

6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans
on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield,driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left
blinker on: FLORIDA

8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra large daiquiri, other hand
holding
Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rearview
mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling her
cocktail: NEW ORLEANS