[SOC] Nagging Wife

[Trevor Jacobs]

I guess the moral of the story is if you're going to marry a nag, make sure
you've got that trusty mule ;-)

73's Trev KG6CYN
http://www.qsl.net/kg6cyn
----- Original Message -----
From: "Bob N0UF" <n0uf@kc.rr.com>
To: "Second Class Op Club" <soc@mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2003 10:28 AM
Subject: [SOC] Nagging Wife


> An old Kansas farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From
> morning till night, she was always complaining about something. The only
> time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his favorite
> mule.
>
>  One day, while he was plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field.
> He drove the mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat
> his lunch. Immediately, his wife started harassing him.
>
>  Complain,...nag, ....nag; it just went on and on....
>
>  All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught
> the wife smack  in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
>
>  At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something
> rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would
> listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man
> mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his
> head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister  decided to
> ask the old farmer about it.
>
>  So after the funeral, the minister asked the farmer why he nodded his
> head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed
> with all the men.
>
>  The farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about
> how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head
> in agreement."
>
>  "And what about the men?" the minister asked.
>
>  "They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."
>
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