[SOC] SERENE JAPANESE COMPUTER MESSAGES

[Bob N0UF]

> Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in
Japan,
> where some are written in Haiku.
>
> Aren't these better than "your computer has performed an illegal
> operation"?
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>
> The Web site you seek cannot be located,
> but  countless more exist.
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> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> Order shall return.
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> Program aborting:
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask far too much.
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> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.
> -----------------------------------------------
> Yesterday it worked.
> Today it is not working.
> Windows is like that.
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> Your file was so big.
>  It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
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> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
> -----------------------------------------------
> A crash reduces
> your expensive computer
> to a simple stone.
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> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred?
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> You step in the stream,
> but the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
>  ---------------------------------------------
> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
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> Having been erased,
> The document you're
> seeking must now be retyped.
> --------------------------------------------
> Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
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> Screen.Mind.Both are blank.
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