[SOC] Know your State Mottos?

[Bob Nielsen]

> Alabama:
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> Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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> Alaska:
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> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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> Arizona:
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> But It's A Dry Heat
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> Arkansas:
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> Literacy Ain't Everything
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> California:
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> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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> Colorado:
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> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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> Connecticut:
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> Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet !
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> Delaware:
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> We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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> Florida:
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> Where Your Vote Counts.... Sometimes Twice!!!
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> Georgia:
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> We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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> Hawaii:
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> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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> Idaho:
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> More Than Just Potatoes.... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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> Illinois:
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> Please Don't Pronounce The "S"
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> Indiana:
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> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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> Iowa:
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> We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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> Kansas:
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> First Of The Rectangle States
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> Kentucky:
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> Five Million People.... Fifteen Last Names
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> Louisiana:
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> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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> Maine:
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> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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> Maryland:
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> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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> Massachusetts:
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> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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> Michigan:
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> First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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> Minnesota:
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> 10,000 Lakes.... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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> Mississippi:
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> Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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> Missouri:
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> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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> Montana:
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> Land Of The Big Sky,The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
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> Nebraska:
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> Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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> Nevada:
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> Hookers and Poker!
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> New Hampshire:
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> Go Away and Leave Us Alone
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> New Jersey:
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> You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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> New Mexico:
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> Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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> New York:
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> You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...
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> North Carolina:
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> Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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> North Dakota:
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> We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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> Ohio:
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> At Least We're Not Michigan
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> Oklahoma:
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> Like The Play, Only No Singing
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> Oregon:
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> Spotted Owl.... It's What's For Dinner
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> Pennsylvania:
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> Cook With Coal
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> Rhode Island:
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> We're Not REALLY An Island
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> South Carolina:
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> Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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> South Dakota:
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> Closer Than North Dakota
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> Tennessee:
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> The Educashun State
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> Texas:
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> Se Hablo Ingles!
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> Utah:
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> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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> Vermont:
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> Yep
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> Virginia:
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> Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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> Washington:
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> Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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> Washington D.C.:
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> Wanna Be Mayor?
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> West Virginia:
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> One Big Happy Family.... Really!!!
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> Wisconsin:
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> Come Cut The Cheese.
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> Wyoming:
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> Where Men Are Men.... And The Sheep Are Nervous