[SOC] Bushism

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The president George W Bush, wishing to improve his popularity among the young 
people, goes in a school and exposes the objectives of his government.
Then he asks the children to ask him questions, and little Bob ask: 
- Mister president, I have three questions: 
1. How did you succeed in gaining the elections, whereas you lost them 
according to the calculation of the ballot boxes? 
2. Why do you insist so much to attack Iraq? 
3. Don't you believe that the bomb of Hiroshima was the greatest terrorist 
attack of the history? 
At this time the "recreation" (inter hour break) bell rings, and all the pupils 
leave the room. 
Returning from the pause, Bush invites the children once more to ask him 
questions, and Little Joey says : 
- Mister president I have 5 questions: 
1. How did you succeed in gaining the elections, whereas you lost them 
according to the calculation of the ballot boxes? 
2. Why do you insist so much to attack Iraq? 
3. Don't you believe that the bomb of Hiroshima was the greatest terrorist 
attack of the history? 
4. Why has the break occured 20 minutes earlier than usual? 
5. Where is Bob ?...