[SOC] Is _this_ Apocalypse ?
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Mon, 20 Jan 2003 09:10:43 +0100 (CET)
Hi agn,
This one is NOT Politically Correct.
This one is NOT Religiously Correct.
You are warned.
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Marie is desperate. Jesus is 30 years old and still virgin.
She asks to Marie-Madeleine (Marie-Magdalena), the easy girl of the village, to
teach her son.
The meeting takes place in the local hotel. After only a few minutes, Marie
sees Marie-Madeleine running out of the room, shouting and crying.
Amazed, Marie goes to her son to ask him what took place.
Jesus explains: - she put the hand on my knee, I put my hand on her knee; she
put the hand on my thigh, I put my hand on her thigh; she put the hand between
my legs, I put my hand between her legs.
There, I realized that she had been amputated... I cured her !
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Over.
Claude