[SOC] Fw: beer and hormones

[Rob Matherly]

> Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a
> recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
> hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their
> beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
> hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking
> enough beer, men turn into women.
> 
> To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each
> within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of
> the test subjects:
>
> 1.) Gained weight
> 2.) Talked excessively without making sense
> 3.) Became overly emotional
> 4.) Couldn't drive
> 5.) Failed to think rationally
> 6.) Argued over nothing
> 7.) Had to sit down while urinating
> 8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
> 
> No further testing was considered necessary!!

--
72/73/oo - Rob, w0jrm - w0jrm@arrl.net - ex-kc0bom - oink d'oink
ARRL, FPQRP -330, SOC #497, QRPp-I #19, IAQRP #143, ARS #1143
Rigs: KWD TS-820; Drake TR-3; MFJ 9040
http://www.qsl.net/w0jrm