[SOC] Beer Machismo

[Bill Cunningham]

Seems appropriate for the occasion.



> After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of
the
> breweries decide to go to the pub for a drink.  The Coors President said,
> "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors,
> please." The bartender gave him the drink.
>
> Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King Of Beers -- Budweiser."
The
> bartender proceeds with the order.
>
> The Amstel President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."  The
> bartender gives him an Amstel.
>
> Then the Guinness President says, "I'll have a coke please."  The
bartender
> is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway.
>
> All the Presidents looked over at the Guinness President and said, "Why
have
> you ordered a coke?"
>
> The Guinness President replied, "Well if you all aren't drinking beer,
then
> neither shall I."
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