[SOC] Enuf is enuf

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A Frenchman is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and 
jam), when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Frenchman 
ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: " You French folk eat the whole bread? "
Frenchman (in a bad mood): " Of course. "

American: (after blowing a huge bubble) " We don't.  In the States, we only eat 
what is inside.  The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform 
them into croissants and sell them to France."

The American has a smirk on his face.  The Frenchman listens in silence.

The American insists: " D'ya eat jelly with the bread? "
Frenchman: " Of course. "

American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) " We don't. In the
States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all peel, seeds and leftovers in 
containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to France. "

The Frenchman then asks:  " Do you make love in the States�?"
American: " Of course�!"

The Frenchman:  " And what do you do with condoms once you've used them? "
American: " We throw them away, of course. "

Frenchman: " We don't.  In France, we put them in a container, recycle them, 
melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America. "

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Ohhh ... I feel so good now ...

72!
Claude