[SOC] Friday Follies

[Bill Cunningham]

> 2 short "old lady" jokes > ---
>
> An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat
> on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.  A gentleman
> approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam.  I do not intend to be
forward,
> but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
>
> "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
>
> "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the
> gentleman in earnest.
>
> The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything
> you see down there is 85 years old.  I just bought this hat yesterday!"
>
> ---
>
> Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from
> their park bench.  Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this
'Sex
> and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'.  'Mutual
> orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there - that's all they talk about.  Tell
> me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual
> orgasm?"
>
> Mabel thought for a long while.  Finally, she shook her head and said,
"No,
> I think we had State Farm."