[SOC] thoughtful, yet SOC birthday gift...

[Lloyd Lachow]

--- SOC HQ <soc@qsl.net> wrote:
> Where is the SOC joke of the day ?


A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his 
girlfriend's
birthday, and as they had not been dating for very 
long, after
careful consideration, he decided that a pair of 
gloves would
strike the right note, thoughtful, but not to 
personal.
Accompanied by his girlfriends sister, he went to 
Harrods and
bought a dainty pair of white gloves. The sister 
purchased a
pair of panties for herself at the same time. During 
the
wrapping, the shop assistant mixed up the items. the 
sister got
the gloves and the young man got the panties.

 Without checking the contents the man sent the parcel

to his
girlfriend with the following note:

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in 
the habit
of wearing any when you go out in the evenings. If it 
had not
been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones

with the
buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to 
remove.
These are a delicate shade, the shop assistant I 
bought them
from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the 
last 3
 weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her 
try yours on
 for me and, although they were a little tight they 
looked really
smart. She told me that the material helps to keep her

ring
clean and shiny, in fact she hasn't had to wash it 
since she
began wearing them. I wish I could put them on for 
you, as no
 doubt, many other hands will touch them before I have

the chance
to see you again. When you take them off, remember to 
blow into
 them before putting them away as they will naturally 
be a little
damp from wearing. Just think how many times my lips 
will kiss
them in the coming year. I hope that you will wear 
them for me
on Friday night."

 All my love Sam

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with 
a little
fur showing.



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