[SOC] Colonoscopy Patiens Say The Darndest Things

[Rob Matherly]

A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients
while he was performing colonoscopies:

1."Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in
fact, up there?"

6."You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

7."Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8."That corn is still good, right?"

9."Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11."Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12."You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

13. "Lemmywinks, Lemmywinks, Lemmywinks"

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