[SOC] Senior moments

[Bob N0UF]

Hi Bill,

These are great!

73
Bob N0UF
SOC #521
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bill Cunningham" <k4ksr@qsl.net>
To: "SOC1" <soc@mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Thursday, August 21, 2003 1:24 PM
Subject: [SOC] Senior moments


> These will resonate with some
>
> #1
> Three old men are walking on the sidewalk.
> First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
> Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
> Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer,"
>
> #2
> A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
> cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
perfect."
> "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
> "Twelve thirty."
> ------------------------------------
> #3
> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
> A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
> gorgeous young lady on his arm.
> A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're
> really doing great, aren't you?"
> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
be
> cheerful.' "
> The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur.
Be
> careful.'"
> ----------------------------------
> #4
> As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
> Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
> just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
> Interstate 280. Please be careful!"
> "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
> ---------------------------------------
> #5
> An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one
> evening.
> He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his
wife
> with endearing terms - Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin,
> etc...
>
> The couple had been married almost 70 years, and clearly they were
still
> very much in love.
> While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his
> host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still
> call your wife those loving pet names."
> The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I
> forgot her name about 10 years ago."
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