[SOC] Afternoon Delight

[Lloyd Lachow]

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of
the chicken he kept
in the hen house out the back of the parish house. He
had a cock rooster
and about ten hens. One Saturday night the cock
rooster was missing and as
that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in
the village he decided
to do something about it at church the next morning.
 
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a
cock?"

All the men stood up. "No no" he said.
 
"That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
 
All the women stood up." No no" he said.
 
"That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong
to them."
 
Half the women stood up. "No no" he said "That wasn't
what I meant
either. 

Has anybody seen my cock?"
 
All the choir boys stood up.



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