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[Ian C. Purdie]

"Ian C. Purdie" wrote:

> [whispering]
>
> Ever told you the story about the Company of Marines V's the Sailor?

Someone is bound to ask - leave the Semper... at home.

A company of marines was out on maneuvers [your word not ours]

Anyhoo they came upon a sand dune, at the top stood a sailor in a very
provocative pose saying:

"Come up and see me boys"

A first lieutenant said:

"Ramiro, get up there and sort that clown out!"

Ramiro went up, boom, bash, so forth behind the sand hill. The sailor re-emerged.

Slightly torn shirt. "Come up and see me boys"

The first lieutenant said:

"Smith and Jones, get up there and sort that clown out!"

Smith and Jones went up, boom, bash, so forth behind the sand hill. The sailor
re-emerged.

A black eye. "Come up and see me boys"

The first lieutenant sent up a whole section.

Whole section went up, boom, bash, so forth behind the sand hill. The sailor
re-emerged.

Two black eye's, torn shirt and disheveled.

"Come up and see me boys"

Totally enraged, the Lieutenant appealed to the Company Commander who agreed to
send up the entire Company to sort out this "poofter" from the Navy.

"Boof, Bam, Woof" and so it went on for over half an hour.

Finally a lone marine emerged at the top of the sand hill.

"Major, Major, it was a trap, a trap I tell you - there were two of them!"

OK, I shadda the face and you know where I live...

Ian