[SOC] It's toatally dead - I'll be controversial

[Lloyd Lachow]

--- "Ian C. Purdie" <ianpurdie@integritynet.com.au>
wrote:
> Obviously there is some need of controversy to bring
> this list alive.
> 
> Last week, on my 61th birthday in fact, I met these
> four 16 year old virgins,


how do you know for certain??


> they told me:
> 
> "Grand-dad"....


yes, Ian, Grandad WHAT??? finish your sentences, you
auld dodderer!


> 
> [They actually finished with the words "you silly
> old bugger"]

so knowing, for ones so young...


> 
> How else can I breath life into this moribund group?
> Look in your dictionary!
> 


...you mean "breathe," dontcha? Use your dictionary,
man!!



(how's that??)

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