[SOC] Words to liven discussions with XYL

Tue, 1 Apr 2003 19:15:09 +0100

Yes Bill. I would salute you, but the wife won't let me.
G4PDJ
----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Bartlett" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 8:09 PM
Subject: Re: [SOC] Words to liven discussions with XYL

Bill, you're very very brave. Either that or your XYL hasn't yet managed to
break into your mail account.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Bill Cunningham" <[email protected]>
To: "SOC1" <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2003 8:12 PM
Subject: [SOC] Words to liven discussions with XYL

>
>
>
>
> Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
> A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
>
> Q. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> A. Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
> never be able to support you.
>
> Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand
> closer to the kitchen sink.
>
> Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>  A. When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
>
> Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
> front door, who do you let in first?
> A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>
> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
>
> Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said,
> "Dust!"
>
> Why do men die before their wives?  They want to.
>
> Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa man
> doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
> Dad: That happens in every country, son.
>
> A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds: "Wife Wanted." The
> next day he received a hundred letters.  They all said the same thing:
"You
> can
> have mine."
>
>
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