[SOC] Girls and boys prayers

[Hank Kohl K8DD]

  A GIRL'S PRAYER:
  Lord,
  Before I lay me down to sleep,
  I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
  One who's handsome, smart and strong,
  One who loves to listen long,
  One who thinks before he speaks,
  When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
  I pray that he is gainfully employed,
  And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
  Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
  Massages my back and begs to do more.
  Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
  Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?"
  One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
  In the hall, the garden and kitchen!
  I pray that this man will love me to no end,
  And never attempt to hit on my friend.
  And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
  I look at the creep you sent me instead.
  Amen

  A BOY'S PRAYER:
  Lord, I pray for a nympho with a huge chest who owns
  a liquor store. Amen