[SOC] Fw: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Edgar R Guillot]

On Mon, 23 Sep 2002 08:32:48 -0500 "Rob Matherly" <w0jrm@arrl.net>
writes:
> WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
> 

QRPer

Because he used a kilowatt and only got a 339 from the hams in the sty
across the street.

N5Ed Guillot

> PAT BUCHANAN
> To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
> 
> JERRY FALWELL
> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see 
> the
> plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the 
> "other
> side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends, 
> that
> chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay 
> too.  I
> say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that 
> the
> liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like "the 
> other
> side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as 
> plain and
> simple as that.
> 
> DR. SEUSS
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
> but why it crossed, I've not been told!
> 
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> To die. In the rain.
> 
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads 
> without
> having their motives called into question.
> 
> GRANDPA
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone 
> told us
> that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
> 
> ARISTOTLE
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> 
> KARL MARX
> It was a historical inevitability.
> 
> SADDAM HUSSEIN
> This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified 
> in
> dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
> 
> RONALD REAGAN
> What chicken?
> 
> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
> 
> FOX MULDER
> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens 
> have to
> cross before you believe it?
> 
> FREUD
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the 
> road
> reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> 
> BILL GATES
> I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, 
> but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your 
> checkbook,
> and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
> 
> EINSTEIN
> Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath 
> the
> chicken?
> 
> BILL CLINTON
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by 
> chicken"?
> Could you define "chicken" please?
> 
> GEORGE W. BUSH
> I don't think I should have to answer that question.
> 
> LOUIS FARRAKHAN
> The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 
> crossed the
> "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
> 
> THE BIBLE
> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 
> "Thou
> shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there 
> was much
> rejoicing.
> 
> COLONEL SANDERS
> I missed one
> 
> 72/73/oo
> Rob, w0jrm
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