[SOC] SOC Childrens Stories

[Hank Kohl K8DD]

JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.
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LITTLE MISS Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
'Twas Little Boy Blue and his horn.
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SIMPLE SIMON
met a Pieman
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumb-ass!"
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THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead ...
And when she was good,
She was very very good
But when she was bad
she got a fur coat,
jewels, a sports car ...
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HUMPTY DUMPTY
sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
when it died of electrical shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too 'cause he was gay