[SOC] Heaven and Hell

[Claude - F5PBL]

Bonjour / Bonsoir � tous,

I think this one will be a delight for most (if not all) of you ...
Enjoy and sorry if this is a dupe one.

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Ben Laden makes a heart attack and dies.
Of course (??), he goes in Hell where the Devil waits him with impatience.

He tells "I do not know what I am going to make of you, you are well on my lists
but I no longer have any free place. Of course, it is evident that your place is
here!"
After five minutes he goes on "I know what I am going to do : I have here some
people who are not as bad as you.
I will send someone to the purgatory and you will have to take his place.  I am
going even to make you an offer  : you will be able to decide yourself who you
are going to replace."
Osama thinks that  it runs rather well and says that he is OK with it.

The Devil opens a first door : inside, there is Richard Nixon in a pool ,
swimming non-stop and as soon as he approaches the edge, the edge retreats and
Nixon continues to swim, swim again and again.

- "No" tells Ben Laden "I do feel this one so well : I am a bad swimmer and I do
not think that I could swim all day long."

The Devil takes him  to a second room : Tony Blair is there with a huge masss
and he is breaking  an immense heap of rocks.
- "No" tells Ben Laden "I have huge problem with my back and that would be a
perpetual agony if I had to break rocks all day long".

The Devil opens a third door. Inside, Bill Clinton is lying on a bed. His hands
and ifeet are attached to the bars of the bed.
Leaned  over him, Monica Lewinski makes what she knows to make so well...
Osama looks this incredible scene during a moment and tells :  I take this one.
The Devil answers : Ok, no problem.

He opens the door and sayss  : "Monica, out of here, you have a substitute !"
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72!
Claude