[SOC] A student educates her teacher

[Rob Matherly]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about what she learned in Sunday 
School.  Specificaly, the story of Jonah being swallowed by a whale.

"Whales can't swallow people," the teacher said. "Even though they are large 
mammals, their throats are very small." 

"But Jonah was swallowed by a whale, it says so in the Bible!" the little 
girl replied. 

"That just can't be," the teacher said. "It's physically impossible." 

"When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah," said the little girl. 

The teacher looked down at her, smiled sarcasticly and asked, "What if Jonah 
went to hell?" 

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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