[SOC] What does your daddy do for a living?

[Rob Matherly]

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to 
know the kids by asking them their name and what their father 
does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a 
postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my father is a
striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it
was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said, "No, I'm sorry. My dad's the defensive
coordinator for the Nebraska Cornhuskers and I was just too embarrassed
to say so."

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