[SOC] the miracles of modern medicine

[Lloyd Lachow]

the miracles of
 modern medicine

A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so 
advanced that we can
take
 a kidney out of one man put it in another and have 
him looking for work in
 six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a 
lung out of one person
 put it in another and have him looking for work in 
four weeks."

A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so 
advanced we can take
 half a heart out of one person put it in another and 
have them both looking
 for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You 
guys are way behind, we
 just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him 
in the White House, and
 now half the country is looking for work, and the 
other half preparing for
 war." 

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